Monday, September 17, 2012

How NOT to do your makeup and go out in public

Okay, there is a story behind this blog post. I went grocery shopping at Walmart Thurday with my Mom and I saw this woman who looked like she let a baby slap some makeup on to her face. I mean it was pretty grotesque. THEN I had to go back Friday because I forgot something and I saw her AGAIN!

Oh boy, I couldn't contain myself, I just had to try recreate her look. I wound up slapping her two looks together and came up with what I am about to show you.

I just want to warn you. It is kind of scary and horrid. I felt so bad putting all of this on! I had to use so many different products to try and get it right. I just want to warn you. I am not exaggerating what you are about to see. This woman actually went out in public like this. I don't know why anyone would do that.

I also want to warn you, that I blended it out more than I should have. It was kind of habit. Oy vey. I can't believe I am about to do this! Bahaha

Excuse the eye brows. I didn't have the stuff to cover them up and do them properly, but you get the point. And the lips. Yes, the "lip liner" (actually its eyeliner) was messed up as well, but thats how hers was. There is a mix of 2 different liquid lip sticks on my face. *shudders*

This is not a post to make fun of someone. Obviously its not because they are not pictures. My face is. I feel like.. just ugh. I had to fight to get through the lips I almost gave up twice.

Josh, you better know how much I love you for doing this! :P

So, what do you think? Should I wear this out? kidding!


  1. WOW!! I love this! It's like a cross between a clown and a latina.
    Next Halloween costume here we come!
    I can't stop staring... I bet she gets that a lot but thinks people are checking her out >.< No lady, they're trying to understand the horror.

  2. No joke, I almost pee'd my pants laughing at your comment! THE HORROR!!! I so shouldn't have read this when I had to go to the bathroom!! :P I definitely agree! I've not seen her since that initial time! That or she changed her makeup